VILE SMILES

I’m leaving the country for the next two weeks and will attempt to touch base sporadically (I learned “sporadic” from the movie Clueless and use it more than sporadically). However I have a tendency to shit the bed in these situations and there should be a nice healthy void in the blog. Whatever-all you did was get knocked up and spit out a little hydrocephalic mutant—I am trying to create something here. I understand that all I resort to are bodily fluid references and curse words to keep your attention which typecast me as a pretty shitty writer but give credit where credit is due—or don’t…..whatever, again your child is absolutely heinous looking.